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03/19/2003 Archived Entry: "Googlisms"

Googlism is a cool thing. It takes a quick search and then finds out interesting bits of info about that. 'Kickstart', my usual internet nickname brings up the following:

kickstart is the fastest
-- I prefer 'easy', thank you.
kickstart is a seven
-- Out of.....?
kickstart is a stand
-- That's 'kickSTAND' not kickSTART!
kickstart is for you
-- If only the girls in high school knew this
kickstart is highly versatile and can handle projects 
that involve up to 1
-- Not very versatile then, am I?
kickstart is based on a simple concept
-- IE. "omnipotence"
kickstart is £5 per year and there is a £2 charge 
per meeting that you attend
-- And that's just to rent me for the day! False advertising!
kickstart is a powerful
-- ....do I really wanna know what that sentence ends with?
kickstart is an initiative of the united states advisory 
council on the national information infrastructure
-- But don't blame me for the stupid parts.
kickstart is in the normal position
-- Yeah, nothing kinky please.
kickstart is about giving opportunity to young people
-- Yeah, but still nothing kinky please
kickstart is specifically designed to assist
-- Helpful, aren't I?
kickstart is at the west yorkshire playhouse
-- £5 for a year's shows
kickstart is basically the front
-- But I'm helpful, so I also 'got your back'
kickstart is being used at cern
-- They forgot the 'ab'
kickstart is a results
-- And grammar is not his strong suit.
kickstart is sofi approved
-- Wow...I've never been religious, but I may start now.
kickstart is amazing
-- Yeah, yeah, I bet you say that to all the mods.
kickstart is een hulpmiddel voor het ontwikkelen 
van een projectplan
-- Ummm...thank you?
kickstart is a cool way of doing things
-- Would you like to come up and see my etchings?
kickstart is for people aged between 16
-- Is that '1' and '6'?
kickstart is installed on your computer
-- i 0wnzors j00!
kickstart is configured
-- see above
kickstart is working fine
-- see above * 2
kickstart is a sam
-- Greg, actually
kickstart is stored
-- I gave that up years ago...OH! 'stoRed'!
kickstart is a new concept in video exercise
-- In the same way that 'shampoo' is not real poo
kickstart is completed
-- I don't feel dead.