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01/02/2004 Archived Entry: "Remember who wrote this....?"

Dear Laura,
Roses are red,
violets are blue
oh my lump in the bed,
how I've missed you.
Roses are redder,
bluer am I
seeing you kissed
by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat
they miss you too,
Barney's still mad you dropped him,
he ate your shoe.
The distance my dear
has been such a barrier,
next time you want an adventure,
just land on a carrier.

Nope, wrong! It turns out Mrs. Bush is a liar, and Dubya gets someone else to write horrid love poems for his wife.

And that's called 'spin', Ladies and Gentlemen.